Golden Ocarina House

Note: according to the webmistresses, this only starts to get "funny" around the "Happy New Year"-episode...

 

First Day At The Golden Ocarina House

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First day at the golden ocarina-house.... Everyone has finally arrived. Now they are standing in the living room staring at the "Welcome"-banner......

 

Isaac: Well.....            Link:..Hmmm......

 

Isaac:  *Looks at Link* and you are?

 

Link:......*Scowls at Isaac*......My name is Link...You?

 

Nabooru: Ok....where am I going to sleep?!

 

Isaac:  Uh.... Isaac.... Hey! No one told me the Zelda dudes should be here to!!!!

 

Jenna: *Stares at Link's butt*

 

Ivan: ...........Sorry, Isaac, you have to live with the "zelda-dudes"...

 

Isaac:  ............. Humph............

 

Link: Hey, do you have anything against us, gs-dud!?

 

Jenna: NO! He has nothing against you! Or what Isaac?! *Continue staring at Link's butt*

 

Isaac:  *Sweatdrop* Uh, no... Nothing... Jenna....

 

Link:...Good.........Navi!!! Come over here, we have to find the best room first...

 

Isaac:  ?! The best room is mine! I'm the best main character!!!

 

Jenna: Isaac!!!!!

 

Link: Hey!! Have you travelled time sometime?? No, you haven't!! I'm the hero, I deserve the best room!! Navi!!!

 

Navi: I'm coming! Stop yelling!!

 

Isaac:  Hey I got magic! You got a stupid sword!!!!

 

Link: Hey who's that girl hanging around you?

 

Link: What did you call my sword??!!

 

Isaac:  Who? Oh... Jenna.... I call your sword whatever I want!!!

 

Link: Then...TO HELL WITH YOU!!!

 

Isaac:  No! You to hell!!!!

 

Navi: LINK!!!!!!!! Are you completely mad!!! The first day, new friends… And the first you do is.........Arrg!!

 

Link: No, I'm going to find a good room, not to hell

 

Felix: Hey! I got the idea that Link and Isaac is sharing room!

 

Link: *Evil eye at Felix* …And you are?

 

Sheba: Yeah! Then we don't hear so much yelling in the corridors!!!!

 

Navi: Oh! Please!!! Then when am I going to get some sleep if I have to be with those two?

 

Isaac:  *Glaring at Felix* He's Felix.... And HE goes to hell!!!

 

Link: ...You know... I totally agree!! To hell with you .........Flex…or something......

 

Felix: *Funny smile* who's for setting them on the same room?

 

Everyone except Isaac, Link and Navi: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

 

Navi NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Felix: Then you go on same room!!!!

 

Link: Noooooo!!!!! I don't like him!!!

 

Isaac:  Noooooooo!

 

A djinni flying right on Navi

 

Navi: Hey!! Help!! Link, watch out!! Up here!! Kill it!!!

 

Sheba: Hey! That's my djinni!

 

Navi: Take it away from me!!!!

 

Sheba: Ok... *Grab the djinni* there you go cutie! *funny smile*

 

Navi: Thanks!! *Smiles* so what's yor name?

 

Sheba: *Big smile* I'm Sheba!

 

Link:................................Then we get to pick room first!!!!!!!! Navi!!!!!!!

 

Navi: Hi! Nice to meet you! I'm Navi...Yes, Link, I'm coming!!!!

 

Sheba: Nice! See you!

 

Navi: Yeah, if I survive sharing room with those two........

 

Isaac:  Means I got to follow?

 

Link:........At least we get the best room, Slowbrain........

 

Isaac:  Hey! That’s what Alex always calls me!!!!

 

Link:......that's because you are a slowbrain.....that Alex has got the point...who is he?

 

Isaac:  The silent one with blue hair..... I'm not a slowbrain!

 

Link: He who stands in the corner there? ...Umm… He looks like a guy I don't like.........

 

Isaac:  Then you have got the point... better not talk to him... he always wins....

 

Link: But he's right on that slowbrain-thing......Was it Isaac?

 

Isaac:  Yes... I'm not a slowbrain! And what's your name, greenguy?!

 

Link: Green is a nice colour so I choose to ignore your nickname....It's Link

 

Link:...But that other blue-haired guy? Is he a don’t-like-him-guy too?

 

Isaac:  That’s Piers... he's ok... he's a niceguy...

 

Link:..........Ok.........

 

Isaac:  But he has high temperament after what I hear....

 

Link: Ok.....The moral is: keep away from blue-haired guys?

 

Isaac:  If you wan't to live... yes...

 

Link:...Ok..........

 

Isaac:  …Green isn't nice... yellow is nice...

 

Link: Yellow?!

 

Isaac:  Yes?!

 Link: You can't paint our room yellow...

Link: Just so I've said it.......

 

Isaac:  Not green neither.... a room should be..... Blue!

 

Link: Yes! Exactly! Blue room!! You got it pal!!

 

Isaac:  Yeah! Blue room, then?

 

Isaac:  Dude...

 

Link: Yes, blue! Come on let's pick out the best room!

 

Isaac:  Yeah

 

Link: ............Did I just called you pal??

 

Link: Sorry, I didn't mean to call you that, Slowbrain......

 

Isaac:  Do you really want to be like Alex, that guy in the corner?

 

Link: What?

 

Link: No, I don't…

 

Isaac:  You know... slowbrain.....

 

Isaac:  No good

 

Link:.............ok......then I'll call you...........

 

Link:..............

 

Isaac:  Pal?

 

Link:..............Pal...

 

Link: Ok...Pal.....

 Isaac: *funny smile*

Link: Let’s go and pick the best room, pal!!

 

Isaac:  Great, Pal! *smile*

 

Link: Hey what's with you? I just decided that you could be one of my friends and you just send me that stupid smile?

 

Isaac:  Sorry....pal!

 

Jenna: *In the hall with Mia* Gosh! That Link was really sexy....

 

Mia: ..Hm... Not that bad...but I still like Alex...

 

Jenna: Oooooo...

 

Mia: Uups!! Did I say that loud!??

 

Jenna: You got no chance on him....

 

Mia:....I know...*sight*….But that Link was ok...

 

Jenna: Did you see he's butt!!!???

 

Mia: Yes, I know!! That was just, WOW!!!

 

Jenna: Yeah! Guess he train much! *drivel*

 

Mia: Yeah! Like 5 hours a day!!

 

Jenna: Yeah....

 

Jenna: But how do I get him.....

 

Mia:.........I've heard rumours that he's together with that princess over there.......

 

Jenna: *Look's at Zelda* what?! No way!!! She's not beauty at all!!!!!

 

Jenna: Why her?!

 

Mia:....I don't know... She's not that bad.......

 Jenna:  *Glares at Mia*

Mia: What?

 

Jenna: She's ugly...

 

Mia: Oh... yes, off course you are prettier!!

 

Jenna: Dude! Blond Hair??? Bimbo!

 

Sheba: *From beside* HEY!!!

 

Mia: Hi, Sheba!!

 

Mia:.......You know Sheba is also blond......

 

Jenna: Oh, yeah.... Uh, sorry Sheba! You’re pretty! You know… Your pretty green eyes!!!!

 

Sheba: Oh! Thanks

 

Jenna: But... Look at that princess' clothes! Grows!

 

Mia: Yeah! That’s so out!

 

Jenna: Right!

 

Mia:.............Who are you sharing room whit Sheba?

 

Sheba: Me? I don't know.... Yet.... *sad face*

 

Mia: Me neither......

 

Mia: You Jenna? Who are you going to chare room with?

 

Jenna: Huh? Oh... don't know...

 

Nabooru: Hey! Where is my other bag!!! Link if you are the one who stole it, I’ll kill you!!!!

 

Nabooru: ......I have to find it... That's where I had my make-up!!

 

Sheba: Uh... who’s she?

 

Mia: I don't know... I've never played that Zelda-game....

 

Nabooru: There!! MIDO!! GIVE ME BACK MY BAG!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jenna: I know!!! That's that cool Gerudo boss!!! I've plaid Zelda!!! Her’s name is Nabooru!

 

Mia: Boss? Cool... Gerdoli? What’s that?

 

Mido: Mehe... *Runs up the stairs in a big hurry with the bag after*

 

Nabooru: You CREEP!!!! *Draws her swords and runs after Mido*

 

Jenna: Gerudo! They are a desert people who only are girls! And they throw out all the men who try to get in!!!

 

Mia: COOL!!

 

Jenna: Yeah! Gotta become friend with her!!!

 

Mia: I could join them.......no wait... All men...? Brad Pitt too?

 

Jenna: Don’t know.....

 

Jenna: Got a point....

 

Mia:......Mhm.....

 

Jenna: But maybe she knows how to get boys to! *Cute little smile*

 

Mia: Yeah, I’m sure she does!!

 

Mido:  *From upstairs* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

Nabooru: *From upstairs* Got'ya!!!! Now die!!!!

 

Mido: No! Help me! Help me! HEY! Where’s my fairy!!!???

 

Nabooru: Ok.....I'll let you go for this time, if you lie on the floor and kiss my feet.....

 

Mido: WAH!!!

 

Nabooru: Come on!!

 

Nabooru: Down at the floor!!!

 

Mido: *Kiss Nabooru’s feets fast...*

 

Mido: Bleh...

 

Nabooru: Good boy... I'll let you survive, but next time.......*Evil smile*

 

Mido: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *Running away*

 

Mia: I think I like her.....

 

Jenna: Yeah...

 

Nabooru: Hah!.......Now...Who am I sharing room with? *Walks down the stairs*

 

Jenna: Wanna share room with me?!

 

Mia: And me!!!

 

Sheba: And me!!!

 

Nabooru:..............Ok....Are there room for four?

 

Sheba: I saw one upstairs!

 

Mia: Let’s go check it out...

 

Nabooru: Ok.......

 

Jenna: Yeah!

 

Jenna: Hey! You can borrow my make-up!!!

 

Nabooru: I can? Thanks!

 

Jenna: *BIIIIIG smile!*

 

Mia: You can borrow from me too!!!!

 

Nabooru:.......ok...........

 

Sheba: I've got purple eyeshadow!

 

Nabooru: Cool! Ok... I think I like you girls..... But... We have to do something with your hair.........But that can wait.....

 

Sheba: Oh? You’ll fix it for us then???

 

Nabooru: Off course!!

 

Jenna: *Looks at Nabooru’s hair* cool!! Do we get diamond in the hair too?

 

Nabooru: Maybe..........

 

Jenna: Maybe?

 

Mia: ...I like diamonds!!

 

Sheba: Me too!

 

Piers: Hey, Felix? Where are you going to sleep?

 

Felix: Don’t found out yet...

 

Piers: I just found a nice room up here..... It’s room for one more...........

 

Felix: Can I join then?

 

Piers: Ok.... Then you take the bed near the door ok?

 

Felix: If that's the best bed...

 

Piers: Off course, or else I wouldn't give it to you, pal...*Ironic smile*

 

Felix: Ok, pal!

 

Mia: ....I have some posters with me... Mind if I hang them in our room??

 

Jenna: WHAT?!

 

Mia: Some posters... They can hang over my bed...If you don't mind?

 

Jenna: Uh.... Nabooru is the boss of our room!

 

Nabooru:........What's on them?

 

Mia: Uhhhh.........Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck........Such.......

 

Jenna: Orlando Bloom?!

 

Mia: Yeah!! You like him?!?

 

Jenna: Yeah!!! Gosh, he's sexy!

 

Mia: I know!!!!!!!!

 

Nabooru:.....Only men???.......Ummm...Ok, if it only hangs over your bed and not anywhere else........It's ok......

 

Jenna: You don't like any men?

 

Nabooru:…......Ummmmmm *blushes a little* Some men maybe.......................Promise not to tell anyone.......

 

Jenna: Of course not! Who?

 

Nabooru: I just don't like posters with men hanging everywhere... Staring at you when you're trying to sleep........

 

Sheba: Understand....

 

Nabooru: ..........Who?.....I won't tell you........

 

Jenna: Uh.... Why? Then I’ll tell you!

 

Nabooru: ......Ok...............I kinda like........

 

Jenna: Yes?....

 

Nabooru:................

 

Jenna:.....?

 

Nabooru:......Johnny Depp is nice, and.........

 

Jenna: I agree! And....?

 

Nabooru: ........And.......You know that long haired guy... Brown hair and brown/green clothes that came with you? .........He was kinda .......Hot........

 

Nabooru: .....*Blushes*

 

Jenna: Felix?! That's my brother!!!!!

 

Nabooru: He is???? Oh... I didn't know........ Felix? That’s a nice name........

 

Nabooru: Hehe......I like that.......

 

Jenna: I can help you get him!

 

Nabooru: You will!??? Thank you!!! Love ya!!!

 

Jenna: *Big smile!* And... You know that Link guy? I think HE was very sexy....

 

Nabooru: Seriously??? Heehee!! Link? That should be no problem! He’s not very hard to get... except... I think he have something for that Zelda.........

 

Jenna: Do you think we could do something with that Zelda so I can get him?

 

Ivan and Saria passing…

 

Ivan: So you like playing card? Cool…Wanna share room with me??

 

Sheba: Kyahh!!! Ivan???

 

Ivan: Huh?

 

Ivan: *Turns too Sheba*

 

Sheba: Who’s that girl??!! Uh, I mean... who are your green haired friend?

 

Ivan: Oh, this is Saria… We just meet.......

 

Ivan: So who are you sharing room with Sheba?

 

Sheba: I? I’ll share room with Jenna, Mia and NABOORU!!!!

 

Ivan: Nabooru? Is that that red-haired girl?

 

Sheba: *Big happy smile* Yes! And she hates ALL boys! And she got swords!

 

Ivan: All boys? Then I'll stay away from her..... I'll share room with Saria...

 

Sheba: Oh.... How old are you Saria?

 

Saria: Me? Almost 19..........