Seafood Noodles

"Ok, so it was just some turbulence..."

Miyavi sat back down and played with his computer, he was looking at pictures of himself trying to decide which side he looked best on. He sat contemplating as the stewardess approached with her tray of food, he looked up, a bit angry at the disturbance, when he saw a head a few seats up and to the right of him. It had to be a foreigner, because all Japanese were so small. No wonder Miyavi always looked down on people...

“Hehe”, he laughed at his own joke, when he heard the person saying he wouldn’t have any, since he didn't like eating on his own, especially noodles with seafood taste, he hated seafood.

Miyavi liked this man, he was certain it was a man, because of the height, but then again he had been wrong before. Then the strange man apologized to the stewardess and explained that since he hadn't preordered a special type of food, he could TAKE the food from her, and eat it with a happy face.

Miyavi laughed in his chair. People were so weird. The turbulence hit again and the poor man squealed, and threw his hands in front of his face. The bowl of noodles hit the poor stewardess and Miyavi couldn't help himself but to laugh, he laughed so hard he thought his stomach would fall out. The tall man totally freaked out and started sobbing; “we are all going to die”. As the ‘please fasten your seatbelt’ sign turned on, no one could hear themselves think over the man’s reaction. Miyavi giggled to himself, thinking this was too funny; he had to wake the person sleeping next to him, pointing towards the poor soul...

Eventually Miyavi took pity in him and walked over. Hah, he was even right, it was a man. He asked his side mate to trade places with him and that person ran over to Miyavi’s seat. Miyavi sat down and patted his shoulder. The man sobbed on top of Myv, saying they were all going to die.

Miyavi asked the man’s name. In return he got two teary big brown eyes. Miyavis heart beat a little faster, but that was just the turbulence.

"Yumehito"

"What?" ‘Dream what, I have never dreamt of this one before, now have I?.....Oh, wait, maybe he dreamt of me...’ Miyavi just looked at him, kinda dumb. So he got a fuller answer by the guy, he had also almost quit sobbing.

"Yumehito desu" He bowed, but didn't get up, so his head was sort of between Miyavi’s legs. Miyavi turned red, because he had been so stupid, yeah, that was it. Must have been because he had been reading about himself all night at some community for foreign fans.

Miyavi decided he was just going to pretend the now even more terrified person was not there and leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. After all, what he did in his sleep was not his fault. Just after that he remembered he hadn't introduced himself, but Yumehito must know who Miyavi was, surely? Maybe not. Since he was still crying in Miyavi’s lap. But how could he introduce himself if he was supposed to be asleep. Gwah, bad plan. Miyavi put his hand on Yumehito’s back.

Wait’ he said to himself, Yumehito hasn't yet straightened up, he doesn't know I pretended to be asleep. He coughed, “I am MIYAVI” he said with his best TV voice, but no reaction. HEY. This guy didn't know who he was...

Maybe if he tickled him? But no, this guy might do something weird, and Miyavi wanted children some day...